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Kojak
Inveterate Visitor
United Kingdom
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 Posted - 26 October 2009 : 09:54:26
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| Listen you lot! You can show all the fake video clips you like - I've seen the man, talked to him, shaken his hand, done everything but sit on his knee!( I draw the line there) The real Father Christmas is here in Droback, Norway so let that be an end to it! |
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snoopy2
Symi Visitor
United Kingdom
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Posted - 26 October 2009 : 10:32:15
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Originally posted by Allan
Hmmmm.
Now I'm getting confused so I've searched the interweb for facts on this subject and come up with this which sheds some light on Santa's whereabouts...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxBl9BXLom4
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Kojak
Inveterate Visitor
United Kingdom
2419 Posts |
Posted - 26 October 2009 : 10:50:27
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| I may have time to pop in to see Father Christmas before I fly back to the UK (by Ryanair, not Santa's sleigh, although he did offer a night flight on 24th December). Any requests for him? Naturally, only bona-fide requests will be accepted from people who truly believe he is the real one! |
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Kon
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Australia
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Posted - 26 October 2009 : 11:04:41
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Yep a nice holiday to Symi ,i have been a good boy promise,oh and the wife needs a year supply of nappies ,bum rash cream ,bibs (for the new arrival of-course) Alexander wants a PS-3 and some books ........yeah that should cover it. |
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Allan
Administrator
United Kingdom
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Posted - 26 October 2009 : 20:49:49
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Originally posted by Kojak
The real Father Christmas is here in Droback, Norway so let that be an end to it!
Oh Kojak, how could you be so easily taken in by such an obvious fake?
Just because someone tells you he's Father Christmas doesn't mean it's true you know.
What you need is evidence and I think you'll find there is none. I mean, where are the elves eh? You're not going to tell me he makes all those toys himself are you? No, of course not, that would be silly. There should be elves and lots of them.
No sign of reindeer either and that's a dead give away. The Real Santa is never photographed without reindeer. It's in the contract.
And as for that pathetic excuse for a beard.... Well! What can I say?
Come on, admit it, you've been had! |
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artemis55
Starting Visitor
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Posted - 26 October 2009 : 20:52:00
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| I just want World Peace and an end to Poverty...if Santa could see his way to it...oh, and a nice holiday in Symi in May, please. |
20 years from now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than the ones you did... |
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Kojak
Inveterate Visitor
United Kingdom
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Posted - 27 October 2009 : 01:31:48
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Artemis and Kon, as true believers I'm sure the GENUINE, NORWEGIAN FATHER CHRISTMAS will see you ok. As for Doubting Allan - you can forget about the Hornby model train, Scalextric and blow-up Swedish blonde Masseuse that your partner doesn't know you requested but will do now!
A) The elves are hard at work making toys for all those good boys and girls who know a good thing when they believe in it - just remember this is their busy time of year and they have to work lots of overtime.
B) The reindeer are resting. Galloping round the world in one night with a sleigh packed with toys for all those mentioned at "A" above is pretty hard work.
C) Since when were you an expert on beards? The beard is real - not like those fake curly-wurly bri-nylon efforts that fake Santas sport!
Ha det bra! |
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muppet
Symi Visitor
United Kingdom
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Posted - 27 October 2009 : 10:35:56
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Could you put in a word for me too with the Big Man himself? I have been a reasonably good girl this year.
A September holiday on Symi would be nice.
I don't know why you are all being such doubting thomases ... you'll not get anything if you don't believe.
Personaly I am a big fan of the Easter Bunny too 
Enjoy what looks like a fantastic trip |
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Kojak
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United Kingdom
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Posted - 27 October 2009 : 11:41:13
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| I did enjoy it, Muppet. Sadly it was over all too quickly. One of the great things was staying in the house of a Norwegian friend and just experiencing things in a non-touristy way. On my last day we visited a sculpter Ola knew. I had a fascinating look around at his workshop and saw projects which he was working on which the general public wouldn't see. Travel on a public bus enabled me to become fluent in "Next stop is..." Hope we can meet up again next September (22nd September for two weeks!) |
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Colette
Symi Visitor
United Kingdom
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Posted - 27 October 2009 : 19:47:07
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I hope you are going to return the hospitality Kojak, a trip to the Guild Hall will be a real thrill for Ola . Glad you enjoyed your holiday, just sorry I missed the chance to send Santa my Christmas wish list, do you have his address? |
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Kojak
Inveterate Visitor
United Kingdom
2419 Posts |
Posted - 27 October 2009 : 19:59:58
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"Father Christmas"
Droback
Vesterland
Norway
I'll certainly be returning the hospitality. Not sure about the Guildhall though |
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Eleanor
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United Kingdom
335 Posts |
Posted - 27 October 2009 : 21:32:25
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Kojak, did you pass my message to his nibs  |
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Kojak
Inveterate Visitor
United Kingdom
2419 Posts |
Posted - 27 October 2009 : 22:01:57
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| He was busy getting dinner ready for the new Norwegian government but I left a note! |
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Eleanor
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United Kingdom
335 Posts |
Posted - 27 October 2009 : 22:36:04
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Hello from Norway!
